A New Profession
I discovered my new profession yesterday!!!
In the morning I grabbed the keys to the only vehicle available… the big Ford Pickup with double cab. I couldn’t avoid the adventure… and what an adventure it prove to be!
Now you must understand, in Austria we drive small compact cars. Since being in the states I have driven everything but such an economy car. I have driven driven Suv’s and big vans, why not a huge truck… To me it was like trying to manover a submarine. Sitting behind the wheel, I felt totally lost and had to adjust everything… the mirrors, the seat, the pillows (yes, pillows) which didn’t aid much in reaching the gas pedal. Then there was the fight with the seatbelt! This was not the time to have that safety device NOT work! Well, with everything adjusted as much as possible, I was on my way only to discover that the truck was almost out of gas!!!
I needed the truck. I needed to get to the church. There was no time to do anything but keep going, praying there would be enough gas to get me to the church on time. No, I was not going to a wedding but I did have to be at the church on time to practice the song I was going to sing in the morning service! Getting gas for this machine would have to wait till after the service. The feel of the truck was something I had never experienced before. First, I was so high up, it was like being on top of the world! Keeping the vehicle on the road wasn’t as difficult as I had expected, none the less, there was a continual pull and the steering wheel was constantly in motion. The truck lacked guts at times but I reached my destination in one peace.
The gas held out, but ironically, I got to the church only to be told that I would not be able to practice. There were tecnical difficulties with the other soloist therefore there would not be enough time before the Sunday School class was to start. Oh well… Now I had time to deal with the practically empty tank. I won’t say how long I searched for a switch, latch, button or lever that would open the door to the gas tank. There was none! It was incredible. It was very frustrating! Nada! Perhaps the door needed a key to open it. Investigating this only opened up another problem… there were two gas tanks! Which one was I supposed to use?!?!?! To compound things, I couldn’t even get ahold of my sister to get answers. What was I to do? I decided to leave the problem for my dad… after church.
As interlude, let me share what else made this such an adventure… I am short of 5′2″ (only sometimes are my eyes blue!) and the cabin of this truck is pretty high… perhaps you can then imagine the fun I had getting in and out of the truck… in a skirt!!!
Well, after church dad did check out the truck and we decided to just use the first tank which turned out the be the correct one. The door didn’t need a key, a lever, switch, button or anything else. It opened just fine.
Other challenges with the truck had to do with parallel parking, making U-turns, backing around corners, and other interesting manovers that are magnified with the size of the vehicle. But all in all, I survived. It wasn’t so bad but I wouldn’t want to drive the truck on a regular basis. A new Profession… I don’t think so!!
Poem: Who Cares? by Mari